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Monday, February 14, 2011
Hidden Zombies: Death Becomes Her

Death Becomes Her is a fantastic movie that stars Meryl Streep, Bruce Willis and Goldie Hawn (two of my favorite actresses). In this film they are both looking for eternal youth and through the magic of a potion obtain it. However a mishap that brings their death they come to find out that they are still "alive".
I always found this movie amusing in the past and found it a little sad that in the end they had trouble keeping up their appearances. While sitting here this afternoon with the movie playing it hit me. OMG they are zombies!
Both women of the film start the movie in their perspective living states however due to incidents that occur during the film that involve them trying to respectively kill one another the not so gruesome transformations occurs. The ladies mangle and destroy their bodies as the film progresses and comes to it's conclusion.
What was in this little magical bottle? Was it a magic potion that was meant to preserve their living bodies not accounting for accidental death or was it a carrier zombie virus that upon their death awakened causing them to rise from their deaths?
They may not have been bloody thirsty, brain eating, flesh craving zombies that we are use to but they are zombies nonetheless. This is a great reminder that we must be vigilant in our quest to be aware of the pending zombie threat, that zombies in any form can be any where. They can be a stranger, our neighbors, a family members, our favorite authors or a holiday celebrity.
Monday, February 7, 2011
Zombie Brain Washing, Don't Fall Victim
Zombies are NOT ok and do not dance and sing and play for your pleasure.
They will KILL YOU, EAT YOU and INFECT YOU to become part of the living dead.

I will say that brain washing is slightly better then having your brain or other body parts eaten by a zombie but don't fall for it. Corporate America, the Governement and maybe even Mad Scientist and Voodoo Doctors want us to believe that zombies are ok. They want us to believe that zombies can be our neighbors, our best friends or our entertainment but we must be vigiliant in remembering that the living or walking dead, depending on how we will refer to them are dangerous creatures.
We should take these moments in media attention to analyze and decipher the data that is being presented to us. A) who is providing this message, why is it important to them to provide that message to us and what are they hiding and B)study the moments, actions and habits of the zombie enemy.
As previously discussed in Zombie Apocalypse: The Next Great Extinction we have to realize that as a species our superiorty has not gone unchallenged by another other species on the planet. Only the planet itself has caused natural disorder to our "superior lives" and the rise of zombies would be the next great threat to mankind in the form of a subspecies almost, if we could call them that.
The one thing that we should remember in the time of the zombie crisis is Friends Don't Let Friends Become Zombies and remember you can pick up your own print of this at Sushtique by following the embedded hyperlink.
They will KILL YOU, EAT YOU and INFECT YOU to become part of the living dead.
I will say that brain washing is slightly better then having your brain or other body parts eaten by a zombie but don't fall for it. Corporate America, the Governement and maybe even Mad Scientist and Voodoo Doctors want us to believe that zombies are ok. They want us to believe that zombies can be our neighbors, our best friends or our entertainment but we must be vigiliant in remembering that the living or walking dead, depending on how we will refer to them are dangerous creatures.
We should take these moments in media attention to analyze and decipher the data that is being presented to us. A) who is providing this message, why is it important to them to provide that message to us and what are they hiding and B)study the moments, actions and habits of the zombie enemy.
As previously discussed in Zombie Apocalypse: The Next Great Extinction we have to realize that as a species our superiorty has not gone unchallenged by another other species on the planet. Only the planet itself has caused natural disorder to our "superior lives" and the rise of zombies would be the next great threat to mankind in the form of a subspecies almost, if we could call them that.
The one thing that we should remember in the time of the zombie crisis is Friends Don't Let Friends Become Zombies and remember you can pick up your own print of this at Sushtique by following the embedded hyperlink.
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